How do you kindly ask your guests to keep all details of your wedding a secret? How do you approach explaining that? Do you follow up with answers to their possible questions?
I don't mind the date being known, it is more the location and time that I am worried about getting out. Why would this bride worry about that? It is quite simple actually. I am worried about the worst form of wedding crasher imaginable. The saboteur, antagonist, angel of darkness. The one who would walk in and do everything possible to destroy your wedding until the police arrived.
There is a solid rumor with some amount of ground to it that this particular person plans on arriving at my wedding. This would tragically effect the entire day in ways unbelievable to most!
It would start with her arriving at the wedding ceremony. She would probably time it so that she walked in as the ceremony was ongoing. She would come in wearing a white outfit and insult me among the guests. If she decided to arrive before or after the ceremony she would spend her time hollering fictional tales about the bride, knocking over decorations, trashing everything she could and potentially throwing a staining beverage at the bride's dress and/or attempting to instigate a physical altercation with the bride and the resulting brawl.
Of course we would kick her out, however...how do you keep one out and how do you salvage your wedding after those events?
Long story short, it is absolutely necessary that she not learn when and where I am to be wed.
Maybe I was too calm and the storm is to be huge!
<3 your nervous hippie bride
I don't mind the date being known, it is more the location and time that I am worried about getting out. Why would this bride worry about that? It is quite simple actually. I am worried about the worst form of wedding crasher imaginable. The saboteur, antagonist, angel of darkness. The one who would walk in and do everything possible to destroy your wedding until the police arrived.
There is a solid rumor with some amount of ground to it that this particular person plans on arriving at my wedding. This would tragically effect the entire day in ways unbelievable to most!
It would start with her arriving at the wedding ceremony. She would probably time it so that she walked in as the ceremony was ongoing. She would come in wearing a white outfit and insult me among the guests. If she decided to arrive before or after the ceremony she would spend her time hollering fictional tales about the bride, knocking over decorations, trashing everything she could and potentially throwing a staining beverage at the bride's dress and/or attempting to instigate a physical altercation with the bride and the resulting brawl.
Of course we would kick her out, however...how do you keep one out and how do you salvage your wedding after those events?
Long story short, it is absolutely necessary that she not learn when and where I am to be wed.
Maybe I was too calm and the storm is to be huge!
<3 your nervous hippie bride
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